Woody Paige

As numerous media outlets have noted, Woody Paige is part of a sexual harassment lawsuit. Here is Deadspin’s reporting.

Just for fun, let’s take a look at a couple of Woody Paige’s FAQ’s on his website:

How do you handle all the female attention?
WP: Often

If by "female attention" you mean unwanted attention that I give females and "handle" you mean grabbing their asses, hard.

When will you declare your run for the Presidency?
WP: As soon as they get better-looking interns in the White House.

Or makeup artists.

Sorry, that's going after some low-hanging fruit. By the way, he’s selling Woodypaige.com…who the fuck would buy woodypaige.com? Does it come with the content? Would that devalue it? His site has a million jokes but is the exact opposite of funny.