Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Deadspin’s ESPN’s Featured Comment of the Day

Every day Deadspin picks on the ESPN comment of the day (rightfully so), and the commenters mock the ESPN comment.

I’m not a Deadspin commenter – and my fear of rejection has scared me away from the audition process (well, mostly it’s my fear of killing more than 15 minutes a day on the site). I really tense up and start pulling a Chris Farley and slapping myself upside the head and calling myself an idiot. Anyway, I may occasionally do my own comment here, for you, the readers of this blog. So basically Deadspin, which is a great site if you live under a rock and have never been, has done something clever, and instead of burying my comment in with the dozens or hundreds of theirs, I’ll just post it here instead.

Here’s today’s Featured Comment:

"I would only watch golf if it was full contact."exposrangers

Here’s what I would post in the comment section if I was funny enough to be a Deadspin commenter:

“I would only watch gay animal porn if it was bull contact”


“I only watch vintage Atlanta Hawks highlights if it’s full Koncak”

Wicked hilarious, right? See, Jon Koncak was a dorky looking stiff.

1 comment:

J.S. said...

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